Olympics, running commentary

Holding on to this one for perpetuity.

E: Is that a man or a lady?
J: That’s a man.
E: Then why is he wearing that shirt?
J: What do you mean?

E: If I did that, I would fall on my helmet.
J: How can you even *be* a beginner in this sport?
E: Whoa, she was pretty slow.
J: She’s from China. Now China is in nineteenth place.
E: And, she *doesn’t* have a beard.