November

It was sometime in the fall of 1995, when paper postings appeared at Brazoswood High courtesy of the yearbook staff. They proclaimed something like

NOVEMBER IS THE LAST MONTH
(to order your yearbook)

With the last list in barely-legibly-pointed font.

Since then November has kept rolling, since there are no months after it; and, today we celebrate November 5000, 1995. Happy 5k, everyone. November is the last month!

In Tuxedos!