about the author

I was born at a very young age. Now some time has passed, and I am not as young and I once was. Recently, I purchased a houseplant.

My actual, semi-professional personal webpage in which I acknowledge that I am a real person can be found here.

I'm writing this from my humble abode in beautiful Lyndhurst, Ohio (pop. 15,000), one of many middle-ring suburbs of Cleveland (the "middle east" side, if you will). It's sandwiched between such well-known towns as Beachwood and South Euclid. Cleveland proper is 26 minutes away by car; through some topological mystery, the travel time is independent of route chosen.

My oftentimes place of employment is in Highland Heights; although my commute takes 9 minutes (25 by bicycle), I travel through 4 towns en route. It's Jersey sans coverage from hip cinematographers.